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The sooner this summer is over the better. I can't wait to get the fuck outta stu and into a new school where everyone isn't emo or a bitch. This summer just fucking sucks in general. I can't wait till Jay can move down here so we can finally be together ALONE.

But in other news. Jay's sister had a suprise 21st bday party this weekend. It was fun and rum out the ass. :) Jay and I rented a hotel room for $80 for like...what an hour and a half? lol. Well spent though. ;) But yeah the party was fun...I was kinda tipsy before Beth showed up...but it was all good. Her friends were hilarious...the grog was yummy...Jay was sexy (as usual) it was just fun.

I'm sad I had to leave today but at least Jay is coming down apartment hunting soon. :) And college starts soon too...sooooo yeah. Well I'm peacing out...just thought I would catch y'all up on some stuff

Oh. And no 311 por mi. :( My mommy didnt get tickets yet and I doubt they're still on sale. But I am getting my belly button pierced for my bday (sept 8th bitches). So yey for that.
 
 
 
 
 
 
WHIP OUT YOUR CELL:
last missed call - Jay
last received - Jay
last call made - Mom

CURRENT:
what channel is the tv on? Fox
how many IMs are up? None I'm away
what is your backround?: The pink star thing that comes w/ windows

FAVORITE:
type of pizza - Papa John's extra cheese
football team - Eagles. Duh.
shirt that you own - Prolly my fishnet shirt. :)

OTHER RANDOM:
whats the time - 11:16
whats the date - 8/2/06
whats the day - Wednesday
light or dark out - Light
do you own more than one tv - Yep
do you own a toaster - Yeah
do you own a house with 2 floors - Yep

RANDOM AGAIN:
what are you wearing? Sweatpants and an Eagles shirt
what is your favorite color? Purple and green

Kid Confessions
[ ] I still play w/ Barbies
[x]I still watch cartoons on Saturdays
[ ] I eat Lucky Charms
[ ] I go trick-or-treating
[ ] I have water balloon fights w/ my friends
[ ] I still believe in Santa!
[ ] Mommy's still the coolest person ever
[ ] I sleep till noon
[ ] I still pass out little Valentines day cards on Valentines Day
[x] I still drink apple juice
[ ] I sleep in my moms room when I get scared
[ ] The monsters under my bed/ in my closet still scare me sometimes
[ ] I can't sleep w/ out a light ON
[ ] I can't sleep w/ the lights OFF
[x] I still get piggy back rides

Q: WHO'S THE 4TH PERSON ON YOUR RECEIVED CALL LIST?
A: Laura

Q: WHATS YOUR MAIN RINGTONE ON YOUR PHONE?
A: Butterfly - Crazytown. What else?

Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT?
A: Sleeping

Q: WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
A: Grey

Q: MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED?
A: Pirates of the Caribean.

Q: NAME 2 THINGS THAT YOU HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES?
A: Cell phone and purse

Q: HOW MUCH CASH DO YOU HAVE ON YOU RIGHT NOW?
A: $13 but I get my paycheck today

Q: I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL ...?
A: I see Jay again. :)

Q: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM?
A: Last night

Q: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR DAD?
A: Like 2 hours ago

Q: What website(s) do you visit the most during the day?
A: Gaia, Myspace, LJ, Facebook <---LOSER.

Q: Do you have an air freshener in your car?
A: My parents do yeah

Q: Do you have plants in your room?
A: Nope

Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
A: My neck a lil

Q: Do you own a digital camera?
A: Yep
 
 
 
 
 
 
Man I had the weirdest dream last night.

At first it started out as there was a tornado coming and jay and I had to get all the pets and bring them to the basement with us. It came like...right through the house but the house was fully entact and everything. Very strange. Then all of a sudden I was in some strange hotel...and there was some kinda storm outside...maybe the same one. But I was there w/ most of my class from Riverton. And apparently I was dating AJ. But he was Jay in AJ's body. Don't ask. I dunno. But anywho. We all go outside to ice skate in some parking lot or w/e...(again dont ask...i hate dream logic) and AJ kisses me. And it's like a knock you on your fucking ass kiss. I guess it was the inner child in me flipping out cuz something I wanted for so long actually happened. But it seriously was like so amazing to me...I just can't explain the feeling.

God I hate dreams sometimes.
 
 
 
 
 
 





Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero


Stalking is illegal. xxmrs_malfoyxx confronts astrophunk311.



astrophunk311 is stalking xxmrs_malfoyxx
astrophunk311’s REAL name : Forsyth Collings
astrophunk311’s REAL DOB : 25th December 1976
Height :191 cm Weight : 127.7 kg
astrophunk311 has dreamt about you : 14 times
astrophunk311 became interested in you : 19th February 2003
astrophunk311’s latest dream about you
Last night astrophunk311 dreamt that you had told them that you were leaving for good. astrophunk311 was just about ready to chop off your head with a samurai sword before the dream ended.
This is how astrophunk311 describes your relationship behind your back
‘I hate her. I lost 12 months of my life thanks to xxmrs_malfoyxx. And now it’s fucking payback time.’
astrophunk311’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
astrophunk311 enjoys collecting xxmrs_malfoyxx’s dead pets for a living.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
astrophunk311 had their tongue pierced just to win your approval.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Hug me. Kiss me. Fuck me.


The Police
No. calls to the police : 27 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, is that the police? This is xxmrs_malfoyxx, could you send someone over quick, a mad fucker by the name of astrophunk311 is trying to knock my front door down with an axe."
astrophunk311’s Police File
astrophunk311 has connections with the Church of Satan, The Communists and the IRA. It’s only a matter of time before they are responsible for a major terorrist attack on our country.


Testimonies about astrophunk311
ninjabob42 - A deformed enuch
‘astrophunk311’s obsession with breastfeeding should have acted as an insight into their warped mind. I can’t believe I overlooked it for so long. Jesus.’
_brokenpurity_ - Monarch of lard
‘Fucking hell, in all honesty I’ve never met a bigger wanker than astrophunk311. Terrible person.’
lolo_lre - Snorts Lucozade tablets
‘astrophunk311 is pointlessness personified. I just wish they’d kill themselves or something.’


 
 
 
 
 
 
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

I miss somebody right now.  (He's at work) × I don't watch much TV these days. I own lots of books.
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. I love to play video games.  (As long as they're easy. :P) I've tried marijuana.  (AND LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT.)
I've watched porn movies. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.  (Try all the time.) I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
it goes on...Collapse )
 
 
 
 
 
 
I haven't had sex in about a week and it's causing me to become very depressed and moody. Although that just might be my shot. But yeah. Jay works weekdays 6AM-2PM so by the time he comes to pick me up with Laura...my dad is home. It doesnt matter anyways cuz Laura's there and she wont let us do anything anyways. But now he's living with the twins which mean Paula's there and there's no way we can have sex. Ugh. I give up.
 
 
 
 
 
 
I just got my wisdom teeth cut out today. And damn do they give you good shit for that. I enjoy it muchos. :) Mmm codene. I love the shit they injected me with. I was halusinating like a mother fucker. I thought Jay was there. Lol. Ok well I'm gonna go now. Oh yeah. Like the whole bottom of my mouth is numb. I'm kinda pissed that they took all four cuz I wanna get it done again. Ok. Now I'm done.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ok so I finally got MY computer back. Ooooh my precious. :) It's still slow as hell...but at least it has internet on it. And I finally have a comp w/ internet and sound. lol. Yeah...that's pretty sad. Sims 2 still wont work on it though. :( So sad. Oh well. I'm gonna shut up. Peace
 
 
 
 
 
 
hey Rae....Jay and I just out did your "making love under the stars" bit. Jay and I SLEPT under the stars...on the beach. Cuz we're cute like that. Yeah the beach is decent so far. A bit of drama every five minutes but it's fine.

Peace.
 
 
 
 
 
 
I'm at Duck Beach, NC. And you aren't.

HAHA!